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Over the course of his lifetime JD has been a traveling circus freak, an idiotic savant, an ersatz entrepreneur, a start-up CEO and a wannabe writer. Hence, like most bloggers worth their salt, he has been known on occasion to bend the truth for dramatic effect. He believes in life, liberty and the pursuit of blunt wit.
Apr
23rd

Commander and Chief

Author: JD | Files under Present Humor Blogs

All hail to the chief! And by that I mean me. Father and commander-in-chief of the state of my own family. Or so I would like to believe.
So please pause a moment in silence as we mourn the passing of a member of our family. Young Tommy died recently of thirst [...]

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Apr
21st

Rush, rush, rush, to relax

Author: JD | Files under Present Humor Blogs

So my spouse says I’m cheap. I prefer to think it is more that I simply have my priorities all screwed up. For the record, I’d probably say I’m more frugal. Economical, perhaps, or possibly thrifty. But never cheap!
You know there are whole countries, races of people, who live with the [...]

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Apr
7th

The Brytany

Author: JD | Files under Spoof Poems

So I have a bad habit of taking a perfectly good poem and wrecking it with my imagination. My apologies to Billy Blake and his wonderful little ditty “The Tyger” (reprinted below for your reading pleasure.)
The Brytany
Brytany, Brytany, burning bright
In the nightclubs in plain sight,
What immoral hand or eye
Could feel up thy fearful symmetry?
In [...]

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Apr
2nd

To Blog or Not to Blog

Author: JD | Files under Spoof Poems

To Blog or not to Blog, that is the question: Whether ’tis nobler in the heart to suffer the slinging of bull and the arrows of barbed comment. Or to take up keyboard against a pond of troubles, and by opposing silence them? To die: to sleep; no more; and [...]

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Apr
1st

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a fictional account

Author: JD | Files under JD's Must Read (Funniest) Blogs

So on a recent flight as I had proceeded to sprawl out in finagled exit row seat luxury, a strange woman of above average looking intelligence saddled into the middle seat next to me and opened up the latest John Grisham novel “The Pelican Boxers” or “The Firm Butt” or “The Wayward Client” or whatever [...]

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