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Over the course of his lifetime JD has been a traveling circus freak, an idiotic savant, an ersatz entrepreneur, a start-up CEO and a wannabe writer. Hence, like most bloggers worth their salt, he has been known on occasion to bend the truth for dramatic effect. He believes in life, liberty and the pursuit of blunt wit.
Nov
16th

Raging Fires in California

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I recently read a statistic that more people had moved out of the great state of California than moved in over the past year.  This has gotten everyone from governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to my local paper boy nervous.  “What if you all move away, what happens to my route,” a young distraught Jeremy said to [...]

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May
6th

Where there’s smoke, there’s sauce

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So tell me, what is it about the human species that drives us to pursue extreme experiences? Why do we often invite pain and suffering against our better judgment?
So the other night under an orangy sunset and the warm intimations of summer I drove the whole family down to Baskin Robins for their 31 [...]

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Apr
1st

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a fictional account

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So on a recent flight as I had proceeded to sprawl out in finagled exit row seat luxury, a strange woman of above average looking intelligence saddled into the middle seat next to me and opened up the latest John Grisham novel “The Pelican Boxers” or “The Firm Butt” or “The Wayward Client” or whatever [...]

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Mar
15th

Of True Love and the Loss of Innocence

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I used to believe in the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, a Just War, Righteous Politicians, Clean Non-steroidal Sports Heroes, True Love and the fact that Lemmings commit mass suicide by following each other off a cliff. So you can imagine my chagrin, my horror and my utter surprise to learn that the whole ‘Lemmings metaphor’ [...]

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