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Over the course of his lifetime JD has been a traveling circus freak, an idiotic savant, an ersatz entrepreneur, a start-up CEO and a wannabe writer. Hence, like most bloggers worth their salt, he has been known on occasion to bend the truth for dramatic effect. He believes in life, liberty and the pursuit of blunt wit.
May
21st

Ode to a Grecian Toilet

Author: JD | Files under Spoof Poems

So as is my wont, I take a perfectly good poem and flush it down the drain and start all over like a pain. Today I’m amending Johnny Keats “Ode to a Grecian Urn” in my own inimitable style. Someday I will get off my arse and put it up as a podcast. [...]

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Apr
7th

The Brytany

Author: JD | Files under Spoof Poems

So I have a bad habit of taking a perfectly good poem and wrecking it with my imagination. My apologies to Billy Blake and his wonderful little ditty “The Tyger” (reprinted below for your reading pleasure.)
The Brytany
Brytany, Brytany, burning bright
In the nightclubs in plain sight,
What immoral hand or eye
Could feel up thy fearful symmetry?
In [...]

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Apr
2nd

To Blog or Not to Blog

Author: JD | Files under Spoof Poems

To Blog or not to Blog, that is the question: Whether ’tis nobler in the heart to suffer the slinging of bull and the arrows of barbed comment. Or to take up keyboard against a pond of troubles, and by opposing silence them? To die: to sleep; no more; and [...]

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