Comments on: Do you Speak Cat?

By: Qelqoth

Qelqoth — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:20:41 +0000

My cat talks in fluent English.

Then again, I do so enjoy LSD.

By: Sex Mahoney

Sex Mahoney — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:21:35 +0000

If you attach remote controlled electrodes to various pets in your neighborhood, you can still pull this off by speaking animal languages and administering electric shocks at the same time. Those kids won’t know what hit ‘em.

Sex Mahoney for President

By: JD

JD — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 01:28:46 +0000

earnest hemingcat wrote that i believe

put her on the phone i’ll get to the bottom of things…

By: lou hoover

lou hoover — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 01:18:28 +0000

do not ask for whom the cat meows. it meows for the lady with the can opener.

i believe you speak cat & i’d like you to come to phoenix and have a serious talk with my big orange furball. i need to know why he talks to the walls. is the house haunted or do we have termites?

By: JD

JD — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:47:32 +0000

if you speak a little cat …. why not a little skunk?

By: Jenn

Jenn — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:22:54 +0000

Let’s do a rousing chorus of “If I could Talk to the Animals!” Altogether now!…

By: julie

julie — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 13:57:00 +0000

Hello JD Doolittle!

By: Wendy

Wendy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 12:36:44 +0000

Loved your story and believe you Honest I do

We were on our way to Flofida for vacation with our kids Stopped Southern Georgia for a night. the campground had loads of duck and geese.

Deciding to go for a walk I thought to myself to try my duck calls. (hunter) So I quacked my way around the park and the pond.

Shockingly by the time I got back to the trailer I had 100’s behind me.
So I too think I can talk to ducks or have I too gone quackers??