Comments on: My relationship with alcohol http://bluntwit.com/my-relationship-with-alcohol/ Absurd musings on life, the universe and nothing Thu, 28 Jan 2010 02:13:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: JD http://bluntwit.com/my-relationship-with-alcohol/comment-page-1/#comment-11163 JD Mon, 19 Jan 2009 23:25:37 +0000 http://bluntwit.com/?p=141#comment-11163 there are, alas, many tragic stories like yours it is truly sad there are, alas, many tragic stories like yours

it is truly sad

]]> By: Sweet Pea http://bluntwit.com/my-relationship-with-alcohol/comment-page-1/#comment-11162 Sweet Pea Mon, 19 Jan 2009 21:54:45 +0000 http://bluntwit.com/?p=141#comment-11162 My brother's 26 year relationship with alcohol is finally over, it started with an ulcer and ended with my mother finding him 3 days before Christmas covered in blood from head to toe. Eventually his esophogas ruptured and he bled out, this was the third time this happened the first two he had to be put into a medically enduced comma for it to heal. This relationship was a slow killer that he always thought he could end at any given time, he thought he was in control of her and no point from his first drink was that true. My brother’s 26 year relationship with alcohol is finally over, it started with an ulcer and ended with my mother finding him 3 days before Christmas covered in blood from head to toe. Eventually his esophogas ruptured and he bled out, this was the third time this happened the first two he had to be put into a medically enduced comma for it to heal. This relationship was a slow killer that he always thought he could end at any given time, he thought he was in control of her and no point from his first drink was that true.

]]> By: JD http://bluntwit.com/my-relationship-with-alcohol/comment-page-1/#comment-11087 JD Wed, 07 Jan 2009 14:32:54 +0000 http://bluntwit.com/?p=141#comment-11087 you don't go for nocturnal trysts with firewater? you don’t go for nocturnal trysts with firewater?

]]> By: Pwn Greenland http://bluntwit.com/my-relationship-with-alcohol/comment-page-1/#comment-11084 Pwn Greenland Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:09:31 +0000 http://bluntwit.com/?p=141#comment-11084 I don't have a "relationship" with alcohol per se. That's just too damned weird, even by my standards. Nope, I just choose to get blind paralytic drunk. A lot. I don’t have a “relationship” with alcohol per se.

That’s just too damned weird, even by my standards.

Nope, I just choose to get blind paralytic drunk. A lot.

]]> By: JD http://bluntwit.com/my-relationship-with-alcohol/comment-page-1/#comment-11083 JD Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:07:54 +0000 http://bluntwit.com/?p=141#comment-11083 my stomach was cast iron until i destroyed it with chinese rocket fuel. that stuff was beyond foul. i've never seen a clown dance but have put it on my 'bucket list' my stomach was cast iron until i destroyed it with chinese rocket fuel. that stuff was beyond foul.

i’ve never seen a clown dance but have put it on my ‘bucket list’

]]> By: Santa Maria http://bluntwit.com/my-relationship-with-alcohol/comment-page-1/#comment-11082 Santa Maria Mon, 05 Jan 2009 04:23:11 +0000 http://bluntwit.com/?p=141#comment-11082 I don't drink. At all. Ever. I have a cast iron stomach and can drink anyone under the table. Always could, even at the ripe young age of 15. In college I downed two full pitchers of Long Iced Teas, not knowing what they were, thinking they were really a form of tea, before someone- aghast at my consumption- clued me in that they were in fact mostly hard liquor. My last good rip, I had 14 shots of Cuervo in about two hours. Drove home. Was fine. Only wound up in the ER because my mother the nurse found out and was convinced I would die of alcohol poisoning. What a laugh. The ER staff couldn't tell I was drunk until they tested my blood. I WAS drunk, however, and so their ensuing horrified response and immediate leap into emergency action seemed to me like a blurry clown dance. My relationship with alcohol? Very, very, very distant. 19 years and counting... I don’t drink. At all. Ever. I have a cast iron stomach and can drink anyone under the table. Always could, even at the ripe young age of 15. In college I downed two full pitchers of Long Iced Teas, not knowing what they were, thinking they were really a form of tea, before someone- aghast at my consumption- clued me in that they were in fact mostly hard liquor. My last good rip, I had 14 shots of Cuervo in about two hours. Drove home. Was fine. Only wound up in the ER because my mother the nurse found out and was convinced I would die of alcohol poisoning. What a laugh. The ER staff couldn’t tell I was drunk until they tested my blood. I WAS drunk, however, and so their ensuing horrified response and immediate leap into emergency action seemed to me like a blurry clown dance.

My relationship with alcohol? Very, very, very distant. 19 years and counting…

]]> By: JD http://bluntwit.com/my-relationship-with-alcohol/comment-page-1/#comment-11079 JD Sun, 04 Jan 2009 20:58:03 +0000 http://bluntwit.com/?p=141#comment-11079 ah i was the model of decorum this year ah i was the model of decorum this year

]]> By: Nicole http://bluntwit.com/my-relationship-with-alcohol/comment-page-1/#comment-11078 Nicole Sun, 04 Jan 2009 20:56:32 +0000 http://bluntwit.com/?p=141#comment-11078 My relationship with alcohol could use some fine tuning as well...especially after the holidays : ) My relationship with alcohol could use some fine tuning as well…especially after the holidays : )

]]> By: JD http://bluntwit.com/my-relationship-with-alcohol/comment-page-1/#comment-11065 JD Sat, 03 Jan 2009 12:53:21 +0000 http://bluntwit.com/?p=141#comment-11065 ain't that the truth! ain’t that the truth!

]]> By: McSpirit http://bluntwit.com/my-relationship-with-alcohol/comment-page-1/#comment-11063 McSpirit Sat, 03 Jan 2009 08:11:33 +0000 http://bluntwit.com/?p=141#comment-11063 Spirits work in strange ways. Happy New Year! Spirits work in strange ways. Happy New Year!

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