Saturday, February 4, 2012

Blunt Wit

Absurd musings on life, the universe and nothing

Pearl, the evil landlord

Posted under Videos

Et tu labia

Posted under Featured, Past

Clark and I had been friends since our youth back in Oak Ridge, Tennessee. It was there that Clark and I began our epic rivalry. It revolves around hot, spicy, ethnic food. You see in Tennessee we grew up thinking that kind of fiery food only came from Taco Bell.
When we left [...]

Suicide Bombers for Hope

Posted under Featured, Political

So I gotz ta thinkin the other day that the Jihadists and Muslim fundamentalists seem to have cornered the market on suicide bombing as a method to furthering their political aspirations. This seems slightly unfair. Something drastic needs to be done to level the playing field.
So I thought to create a rival system and [...]

What is True North on your Life’s Compass?

Posted under Featured, Present

So I came damn near close to not writing this blog. In fact I have been taking my first extended break from blogging in like, forever.
Today’s topic is about the feeling of apathy. Some people would call it lazy but that’s just apathy with intention. Others would say insouciant but that’s just [...]

All the world’s a blog

Posted under Featured, Spoof Poems

So life’s been swamping me of late. Don’t you hate it when your real space encroaches on your blogging.
Today a little updating of Shakespeare “All the World’s a Stage” soliloquy similar to my last attempt (“To Blog or Not to Blog”) for your reading and commenting pleasure …
All the world’s a blog,
And all the [...]

What is True North on your Life’s Compass?

Posted under Featured, Present

So I came damn near close to not writing this blog. In fact I have been taking my first extended break from blogging in like, forever.
Today’s topic is about the feeling of apathy. Some people would call it lazy but that’s just apathy with intention. Others would say insouciant but that’s just [...]

Featured, Present

Toaster from Hell

Another in the ongoing blog series of household appliances gone awry …
I felt strangish from the moment the first light of morning woke me from a mildly unfitful sleep. I made my way down, bumping somewhat bleary-eyed into the kitchen and straight for the coffee maker. As usual I had set everything up [...]

Featured, Past

A Dalai Lama Hold the Mayo

I was sooooo hungry I could have eaten Irish babies. So I stopped into “The Whistle Stop Cafe,” a little deli not far from my home at the time. All the sandwiches were named after trains. My favorite happened to be the ‘Chattanooga Choo Choo’ (and not just because I’m from Tennessee) [...]

Videos

Philsopher’s World Cup

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Anything you say can and will be used against you in a fictional account

So on a recent flight as I had proceeded to sprawl out in finagled exit row seat luxury, a strange woman of above average looking intelligence saddled into the middle seat next to me and opened up the latest John Grisham novel “The Pelican Boxers” or “The Firm Butt” or “The Wayward Client” or whatever [...]

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Wet T-shirt Contests and other Sordid Southern Traditions

There probably exist other folks more qualified than me to write about traditions of the great American South. Local yokels. Jim dandy’s. You see me, I’ve been a carpet-bagger all my life.
Alas, I was born in Saratoga Springs, NY. Hell that’s almost northerner than Toronto, the capital of the biggest northern [...]

Featured, Present

Seven Habits of Highly Ineffectual People

So a painful admission. I am such a lemming when it comes to the latest management fad. You know, the ones that get immortalized for a few months or days when a particular book outlining a particular passing fancy gets hot like “In Search of Excellence”, “From Great to Terrible”, “Who Cut the [...]