I am here to state my case as to why it should be me. Unlike the previous winner, I am not good looking woman nor can I sing worth a darn. I do, however, have a distinct advantage over other wannabes. I am mentally deranged. Not dangerously so. I just have five other personalities inhabiting my wiry frame.
Thus, I am both more fun to be with and a great bargain in these hard economic times.
By sending me, the folks at BC will be sending six fascinating individuals to a single bloggie event for the price of one. Hell, that’s like killing SIX birds with one stone. Hoo-rah!
By sending me, BC is essentially performing a public service. Bloggers are ALWAYS on the lookout for interesting angles to write their posts. They love to reveal the strange and the macabre, uncover the silly and the sanctimonious. My rather eccentric brethren and me would thus become fodder for the blogging community at large. We’d be the toast of Las Vegas.
And, it just so happens that I am also a damn good luck charm. People around me seem to win at everything: gambling, love, Parcheesi. Stand beside me at a craps table and watch the dice roll you sweet numbers.
So in conclusion, pick me!
Sincerely,
JD, Billy Bob, Pepe, Abu, Jimmy John, Thurston Winchester III
Clark and I had been friends since our youth back in Oak Ridge, Tennessee. It was there that Clark and I began our epic rivalry. It revolves around hot, spicy, ethnic food. You see in Tennessee we grew up thinking that kind of fiery food only came from Taco Bell.
When we left [...]
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Another silly blog where I muse ponderifically on the art and science of wording thoughts.
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So life’s been swamping me of late. Don’t you hate it when your real space encroaches on your blogging.
Today a little updating of Shakespeare “All the World’s a Stage” soliloquy similar to my last attempt (“To Blog or Not to Blog”) for your reading and commenting pleasure …
All the world’s a blog,
And all the [...]
Dear BC,
So the good folks at Blogcatalog are offering a moochers pass to Blogworld and New Media Expo for the person who is most worthy.
I am here to state my case as to why it should be me. Unlike the previous winner, I am not good looking woman nor can I sing worth [...]
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So life’s been swamping me of late. Don’t you hate it when your real space encroaches on your blogging.
Today a little updating of Shakespeare “All the World’s a Stage” soliloquy similar to my last attempt (“To Blog or Not to Blog”) for your reading and commenting pleasure …
All the world’s a blog,
And all the [...]
Clark and I had been friends since our youth back in Oak Ridge, Tennessee. It was there that Clark and I began our epic rivalry. It revolves around hot, spicy, ethnic food. You see in Tennessee we grew up thinking that kind of fiery food only came from Taco Bell.
When we left [...]
Maybe you’ve heard that old saw, “Laughter is the best medicine?” It’s not that I don’t trust the wisdom of grandmothers and reader’s digest. Let’s just say I’m healthily agnostic about what canards I choose to believe in.
So I decided to investigate this claim in my typical pseudo scientific method for you gentle [...]
If you’ve read my profile or previous blogs you’ll know that I am an ersatz entrepreneur. As previous co-founder of an internet software company, my official title was CBO or Chief Begging Officer. Therefore I had the inglorious task of beseeching potential investors to drop serious coin into our company coffers so we [...]