Saturday, February 4, 2012

Blunt Wit

Absurd musings on life, the universe and nothing

Pearl, the evil landlord

Posted under Videos

Et tu labia

Posted under Featured, Past

Clark and I had been friends since our youth back in Oak Ridge, Tennessee. It was there that Clark and I began our epic rivalry. It revolves around hot, spicy, ethnic food. You see in Tennessee we grew up thinking that kind of fiery food only came from Taco Bell.
When we left [...]

Suicide Bombers for Hope

Posted under Featured, Political

So I gotz ta thinkin the other day that the Jihadists and Muslim fundamentalists seem to have cornered the market on suicide bombing as a method to furthering their political aspirations. This seems slightly unfair. Something drastic needs to be done to level the playing field.
So I thought to create a rival system and [...]

What is True North on your Life’s Compass?

Posted under Featured, Present

So I came damn near close to not writing this blog. In fact I have been taking my first extended break from blogging in like, forever.
Today’s topic is about the feeling of apathy. Some people would call it lazy but that’s just apathy with intention. Others would say insouciant but that’s just [...]

All the world’s a blog

Posted under Featured, Spoof Poems

So life’s been swamping me of late. Don’t you hate it when your real space encroaches on your blogging.
Today a little updating of Shakespeare “All the World’s a Stage” soliloquy similar to my last attempt (“To Blog or Not to Blog”) for your reading and commenting pleasure …
All the world’s a blog,
And all the [...]

What is True North on your Life’s Compass?

Posted under Featured, Present

So I came damn near close to not writing this blog. In fact I have been taking my first extended break from blogging in like, forever.
Today’s topic is about the feeling of apathy. Some people would call it lazy but that’s just apathy with intention. Others would say insouciant but that’s just [...]

Featured, Political

Suicide Bombers for Hope

So I gotz ta thinkin the other day that the Jihadists and Muslim fundamentalists seem to have cornered the market on suicide bombing as a method to furthering their political aspirations. This seems slightly unfair. Something drastic needs to be done to level the playing field.
So I thought to create a rival system and [...]

Videos

Praise Song for the Day

Featured, Funniest

Full service (wink wink nod nod)

This story only makes sense if you know a little secret about me. I’m clueless.
Really.
I put on this act of worldly sophistication but in truth I’m just a country bumpkin. This means I trust far too easily and am pretty much blind to the wicked ways of the world. [...]

Featured, Spoof Poems

The Sound of a Heart Breaking

There is only the barest discernible audible trace when a heart breaks. It’s not like a badly breaking bone. Crunch. Snap.
You cannot help but notice when that happens and you wince when you hear it. No, the breaking heart, from the perspective of the hapless bystanders hearing on, just [...]

Featured, Present

Ever been taken in by a pretty face?

She had a pretty face that spelled trouble.
What I noticed first were her high, proud cheekbones. Rosy to match her cascade of crackling red hair and bright eyes that beckoned me to come over. I’ll stay above the neckline as I’m happily married and from experience know that to peer down below [...]

Videos

Where the hell is Matt?