Saturday, February 4, 2012

Blunt Wit

Absurd musings on life, the universe and nothing

Pearl, the evil landlord

Posted under Videos

Et tu labia

Posted under Featured, Past

Clark and I had been friends since our youth back in Oak Ridge, Tennessee. It was there that Clark and I began our epic rivalry. It revolves around hot, spicy, ethnic food. You see in Tennessee we grew up thinking that kind of fiery food only came from Taco Bell.
When we left [...]

Suicide Bombers for Hope

Posted under Featured, Political

So I gotz ta thinkin the other day that the Jihadists and Muslim fundamentalists seem to have cornered the market on suicide bombing as a method to furthering their political aspirations. This seems slightly unfair. Something drastic needs to be done to level the playing field.
So I thought to create a rival system and [...]

What is True North on your Life’s Compass?

Posted under Featured, Present

So I came damn near close to not writing this blog. In fact I have been taking my first extended break from blogging in like, forever.
Today’s topic is about the feeling of apathy. Some people would call it lazy but that’s just apathy with intention. Others would say insouciant but that’s just [...]

All the world’s a blog

Posted under Featured, Spoof Poems

So life’s been swamping me of late. Don’t you hate it when your real space encroaches on your blogging.
Today a little updating of Shakespeare “All the World’s a Stage” soliloquy similar to my last attempt (“To Blog or Not to Blog”) for your reading and commenting pleasure …
All the world’s a blog,
And all the [...]

What is True North on your Life’s Compass?

Posted under Featured, Present

So I came damn near close to not writing this blog. In fact I have been taking my first extended break from blogging in like, forever.
Today’s topic is about the feeling of apathy. Some people would call it lazy but that’s just apathy with intention. Others would say insouciant but that’s just [...]

Featured, Present

Dive bombed and shit upon

So in the foggy past my son and I were playing golf at the local 9-hole short course and happened to get paired with a Frenchman and his 14 year old son. On the seventh hole young Benjie fired his approach shot into the butt of one of the many geese who were rutting [...]

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Apple I-rack

Featured, Past

My relationship with alcohol

I thought this an appropriate NEW YEARS POST. Here’s too everyone’s health and happiness in the upcoming year!!!
I might be considered a late bloomer as I did not find alcohol all that appealing until my early twenties. In my teens I think maybe I held myself in too high moral regard. While [...]

Videos

Russell Peters – Chinese humor

Videos

Your most embarrassing habit?

Yes, car dancing!
or this …

Featured, Present

Temptation Island

So I’ve driven up to San Fran from waaaay down on the Peninsula like a million times. Some days you zip up there in the veritable blink of an eye. Other times it seems to take days. Predicting the traffic patterns is akin to anticipating a woman’s (or read here significant other’s) behavior: [...]