According to well placed Republican sources, Sasha and Malia,
the daughters of Democratic presumptive nominee Barack Obama have formed a nascent political group entitled “Swift Kids for Truth.” They are charging that the Presidential hopeful is unfit to serve as President based upon his alleged willful distortion of his conduct as father during their short lives.
Barack Obama has built his entire campaign around his openness to change. He stands tall as the candidate who embraces positive transformation in the grubby, attack-minded politics that pervades Washington. In public he welcomes dissent as healthy expression of personal values. At home, however, he is a virtual tyrant according to his daughters.
He doesn’t allow them to watch TV past 10pm causing serious mental distress. He also refuses to buy them their favorite Jamba Juice smoothies upon request resulting in severe dehydration. Young minds need liquid refreshment to grow strong and agile. His willful disregard for the wellbeing of his own daughters is finally being exposed thus challenging his qualifications as President.
Sasha, as chief spokeskid for SKFT, has stated that Barack Obama’s exaggerated claims about his own service as father has compelled her to step forward. She further elaborated that his criticism of fathers was a “betrayal of trust” with other kids, and that by his activism he had caused direct “harm” to all kids living at home.
Washington insiders seem to discount the activities of SKFT noting that by grounding his daughters indefinitely Barack Obama could effectively curtail the group’s effectiveness.
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Jul 3, 2008 at 11:28:03
How dare you criticize the picture of perfection…i see in obama. I can’t believe you would give him such negative press. He is the best man ever in the entire universe of presidential candidated history. He is change. He is green. He shall conquer. He has to set boundaries for those kids. Sassy swift boat kids how dare they tarnish his unsullied reputation. How dare you give the negative media press attention. LOL….enjoyed the blog. Good luck to Obama.
Jul 3, 2008 at 12:29:38
obama will win
SKFT be damned
Jul 3, 2008 at 15:32:18
LOL, this is precisely how rumors start! Next thing you know we’re going to be hearing on the 10pm news that Obama is being charged with child abuse.
I think maybe you should have been a journalist
Jul 3, 2008 at 16:30:21
yes maybe i missed my true calling
Jul 3, 2008 at 18:59:25
Hahhaahaa! I feel like I was reading the National Enquirer as written by someone with an over-inflated vocabulary and too much white matter. Oh wait…I was. Too funny.
I am all for the anti-bush. I don’t even care at this point…still just counting down the days.
Jul 5, 2008 at 19:38:36
To funny….but when it comes time to vote God help us all cause I don’t want to vote for either one of them McCain or Obama. I am just praying who ever does win will have the guts, integrity and honesty to lead us well.
Jul 6, 2008 at 06:10:14
Children should get to vote; I fail to see how they’re any less informed or swayed by propaganda than most of the adults I know.
Sex Mahoney for President
Jul 7, 2008 at 20:44:23
hehehehehe…good one. ;o)))
Jul 7, 2008 at 22:31:11
lol nice…..
Jul 26, 2008 at 16:23:46
I thought that this post was very cute. I think that you should submit it to the New Yorker so that they can learn how to do good and effective satire